Sitting on my lap while standing

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...

Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol

by BigLeet November 2, 2008

whitewashed my Y-fronts

To ejaculate in your pants. Cum your pants.

Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.

by kam75xx June 12, 2023

how about you look up another word while i go wash my face

Something someone says while one peraon is on urban dictionary and another is on videi chat

how about you look up another word while I go wash my face

by AAryn_ORtiz April 2, 2017

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007