Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

Dirty Mumaw

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

Mûmak

A Mûmak (plural: Mûmakil)(or as hobbits would describe it: Oliphaunt) is an elephant with 6 tusks. The writer J. R. R. Tolkien is the one who created these animals in his books The Lord of the Rings.

Look it's a Mûmakil!
Thats not right! One is called a Mûmak, 2 and more are called Mûmakil!
Whatever, let's just call it an Oliphaunt.

by BryanMarley December 30, 2008

Mumadin

A God
She knows everyone and is amazing

Mumadin knows
I wonder what that means .. lets ask Mumadin

by Mumadin August 14, 2022

mumaw

1. Someone who often accidentally gets stuck in elevators
2. A Negative Nancy!!!
3. A gay hater
4. Rearer of the cows
5. Compulsive whiner who accidentally encounters "tragedies"

1. I'm sorry professor the elevator pulled a mumaw and i got stuck - can i have an extension??
2. wow, that glass is so mumaw
3. Mumaw: look there are the gays
4. I went cow-tipping last night, Mumaw will be so pissed.
5. Mumaw: My mother just died
Other: For the 15th time?!?!?!

by shmeganecca January 15, 2008

Mumakil

A large elephant-like creature that exists in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth. They are far different from real-life elephants as they're much larger and have four tusks instead of two.

They were often referred to as "Oliphaunts" by the hobbits.

The Mumakil were often used in battle by the Haradrim

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Mumaks

The coolest person ever!
She is addicted to phones!
One day she will make the world a better place.

Mumaks ,do not touch the goddamn phone

by Too many tacos July 9, 2020