Moped

A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.

Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.

I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.

by Pooktastic August 31, 2009

Mopes

Acronym: Most Oppressed People Ever Syndrome, commonly applied in football circles to refer to a group of people who revel in, and indeed define themselves by, the fact that they are the Most Oppressed People Ever, although in reality nobody gives a toss about them.

Celtic supporter: "Everyone hates us because we are Irish, but we don't care, in fact we want you to hate us because it only makes us stronger."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."

by neilta August 22, 2009

The Moped

a chick thats a really fun ride until ur friends see u on it. Something like the village bycicle.

'eww thats chick such a minger i cant believe u did her'

by Smashed_Smurf March 07, 2004

Moped

Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it

Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."

by Hoolia16 October 31, 2011

Mope Mope Effect

The effect where something pretends to be calm, cute, cheerful, etc. then slowly/quickly contrasts into dark themes like violence, gore, blood, etc.

"Oh wow these flowers look cute- OH GOD WHY DO THEY HAVE MOUTHS WITH THOUSANDS OF TEETH NOW"

"WHAT IS GOING ON HOLY FUCK"

"That's Mope Mope effect my dude"

by MoustacheAintOkay January 02, 2021

Mope

The president of the Mormon church. As in the Mormom Pope.

Did you hear they named the new Mope? It's going to be Monson.

by Neonghost February 17, 2009

mope

feeling lazy or burnt after the act of smoking marijuana

"bobby smoked some weed and now he's mope as hell."

"hey sara, whats the weather like in mope city?"
"cloudy with a chance of rain"

"wanna go out?"
"no im burnt and mope as fuck"

"this is why i hate when you smoke, youre all mopey"

by potheadgirl June 16, 2010