an energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids. the quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods while others say it tastes like dog piss. Whether you think you’ll actually enjoy it or want to look cool, try it out.
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
An energy drink popular among egirls, skaters, and emo kids who either genuinely like it or are trying to look cool. It quality varies on who you ask, with some saying it’s the milk of the gods and others saying it tastes like dog piss. Either way, try it out.
Jason: hey dude, is Katie drinking monster energy?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
Cal: yea, do you think she actually likes it or is she just trying to be cool?
by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021
by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022
13 year old: I wanna drink
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
other 13 year old: try this shit, it’s called Monster Energy Ripper
13 year old: that’s amazing
by absolutely fucking cool baller July 09, 2023
by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020
the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
by JJs19 September 21, 2020