monkey bitch

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

by yadig May 18, 2008

Monkey Bitch

Someone who can grow a beard in 6th grade.

Micheal Stewart is a monkey bitch

by Engleburt humperdink October 24, 2007

Monkey Bitch

A female less than 5 ft tall who likes to put down a man And Bitch when there is a audience around, like monkeys put on a show at the Zoo when the crowd gathers.

My neighbors wife is a real monkey bitch, she follows him around and bitch about everthing, she would`t shut the fuck up.

by eddieboy1 400 February 13, 2010

Monkey Bitch

A girl who not only has at least three stray hairs on her chest, but also demonstrates anti-social behavior.

Wow, Carol, that monkey bitch, just called Ted an asshole, then slapped him with her hair-ridden paw.

by Teddie K April 5, 2008

nigger bitch monkey woman

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.

I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

by Doctor SheckGumpus January 15, 2019

Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.

I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.

by yourexsuitemate03 September 26, 2010

Money Over Bitches

The concept, much propounded in the hip hop community, notably by male rappers, that a preferable strategem for those seeking success is to pursue money, rather than 'bitches'. Underpinning this idea is the as-yet-untested theory that suggests a negative correlation between success and women. Among the more prominent adherents to the the 'money over bitches' mantra have been Kanye West, who in one collaboratiion with hip hop group 'Dilated Peoples' expresses that: "I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid, I just know when I'm gettin one the others gettin' away." In a similar vein, rapper 50 Cent, in his 'Ryder Music' observes the folly of pursuing bitches by suggesting that: "Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a bitch
Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the shit." Other prominent adherents include the late Tupac Shakur, Lil Wayne and the Game.

'Money over bitches', excalimed Harry to his friends, as he made his way home early on a Friday night, to the latest edition of 'Hustler'.

by Barichello November 14, 2010