bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

by Lollipot July 20, 2013

Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019

silly meister

A silly meister is someone who is so incredibly silly and overall a big jokester. They come in all different shapes and sizes. This slang term is only used when someone is being very silly willy and has the became the ultimate silly meister.

“Yo have you met that new girl ?”

“Yeah man she is so crazy and like silly, I’d go as far as saying she is a silly meister!”

by PeakMal July 19, 2021

jit meister

the “master” or the “ jit of all jits”

wassup jit meister

by yurmother1234 May 29, 2022

Meeting Meister

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.

My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022

bite meister

A person usually from the coast or ghetto area who is always trying to "get a bite" of your food.

bite meister:"say fool lemme get a bite of that hot pocket"
me:"why should I give you a bite I'm really hungry?"
bite meister: " cause fool...IM DA BITE MEISTER YAAAAA!"

by nantucketman88 May 20, 2010

Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.

"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"

by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007