Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019

bite meister

A person usually from the coast or ghetto area who is always trying to "get a bite" of your food.

bite meister:"say fool lemme get a bite of that hot pocket"
me:"why should I give you a bite I'm really hungry?"
bite meister: " cause fool...IM DA BITE MEISTER YAAAAA!"

by nantucketman88 May 20, 2010

shite meister

Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master

Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019

Cheese meister

Someone who is regarded as skilled in the acts of expression in a cheesy fashion.

You are a cheese meister!

by Solphin July 7, 2011

meme meister

1): noun; a person who has an abundance of memes and does not hesitate to post,send,snap, or tweet them if needed.

2): noun; someone who creates original memes that are funny. (note the meme does not have to be original, just the caption)

3): noun; a social media page operator that posts memes, stolen or original.

Derek is a meme meister who always posts the best of his meme stash on his instagram

by zehelkitty January 3, 2017

Dong Meister

The act of munching multiple dongs at the same time.

"I'd watch out; that dude looks like a dong meister."

by IIPhasmaII May 14, 2016