meese

Canadian beasts that roam in Metallica's backyard.
"That meese devoured Kaz yesterday. wtfz?"
by csg May 09, 2005
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A meese is a strange creature that gains their powers from the streets of Morocco. They must travel to Morocco every Tuesday via the back of a Meese Meister to gain their powers which can only be described by the current Mice Meester, which is now Usain Bolt. The Mice Meester originated when Meesus Christ was born. A typical Meese can easily shape shift, but only into an aquatic plant or it's native form, which looks similar to a mouse, but has 4 crab legs, 2 crab arms, frog arms, one antler, a scorpion tail, and scaly abs. This is only based off of scientists' theories as Meese cannot be seen by the naked eye. Plural is Meece.

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Eeeek!!! There’s a Meese over there!
by MeeseMeister_02 January 27, 2018
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(mee-se)--More than one Moose...
"Wow...look over there... a flock of Meese!!!"
by Mischa Meadows August 25, 2007
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A word that many people believe to be the plural of moose. It is in fact, not even a real word, and is not the plural of moose. Just because the plural of goose is geese, does not mean the plural of moose is meese. The plural form of moose is moose. People who use the word meese just end up sounding extremely idiotic, as it is not a real word.
Boy: I saw some meese the other day.
Girl: Wtf is a meese?
Boy: Meese is the plural of moose.
Girl: No. The plural of moose is moose.
by ilikemoose May 10, 2011
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The plural of moose. Sounds much better than mooses, wouldn't you agree?
The meese copulated with each other with surprising vigour.
by Kaz01 December 25, 2007
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Meese is the plural of moose.
OMG! i hit some meese.
by Palec22 July 19, 2009
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The plural of moose, the North American Elk, (Alces alces)
Your hair is beautiful. It is not dissimilar in it's majesty to a herd of meese wafting across the tundra.
by petrov July 11, 2008
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