I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 3, 2021

I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

If someone calls you out for saying a swear word this is what you respond with LOL

Oh? You just called me a fuck. Well..I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

by Rubilee May 9, 2024

Pepper-meant

the act of accidentally using salt on food, when the intent was to pepper the food, but since the salt n' pepper shakers were not see through, the wrong season was added

after shaking the shaker upside down vigorously and not seeing little black flakes appear on your plate, you notice that you accidentally seasoned your food with a massive amount of salt instead of the pepper.

"Ughh....the mashed potatoes were pepper-meant! Now they are ruined!"

by cnicht November 29, 2009

MEANT TO FLY

When you know you are meant for something greater then you are right now

And you fight to get at the position you wanna be.

You know i am meant to fly
( MTF)

by Jalonmtf December 6, 2020

I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you

When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Is that what I meant when I said it

Because you're repeating the thing I said.

Hym "Is that what I meant when I said it? So, either you're illiterate or you know you're being a piece of shit and you think I'm not going to do anything about. Ok. The ONLY... Thing I am going to do in life... Is something about that thing you did just there. I refuse to do anything other than that."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

He meant the exact opposite of what he said

Hahahahaha you fucking clown. Yeah, I'm sure that's the case. Everything is looking pretty fucking free and fair from where I'm standing. This is great!

Hym "Hohohohohoho! THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE... DELIBERATELY!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hoooooo man! That is fucking bad! Badbad! Wow! We've officially left 'We need to fight Hamas' territory and ventured face-first into 'Yeah, no, we're just blatantly doing a genocide' land! Holy shit! How's that Genocide Joe pick working of for you, shit-libs? I bet if Trump was still in office the Jews would have killed EVEN MORE INNOCENTS, right? That election though... It was just so very free... and so very fair... I mean... he said it wasn't but... He meant the exact opposite of what he said, right? Were getting a lot of that. People saying things and reality being the literal exact opposite."

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024