The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)
by The Dream Breaker December 12, 2007
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by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015
Get the Martini Dick mug.The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008
Get the Martini Shaker mug.The final shot of film for a production day on a movie set sometimes. Heralded people in the cast and crew drinking a martini or three
We didn't get our Martini shot till 3am.then a bunch of us went out for breakfast and didn't get in till 6 in the morning.
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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by straightupanddown October 27, 2009
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I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.
by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007
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by insanityvulture April 26, 2015
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