Magnet is the mostamazing woman you can ever come across. She is a bruh girl but is cute as frig and is super sweet. You'd be so lucky to talk to a magnet and super lucky to cuff her.
Magnet is probably the coolest person you will ever meet. they're a certified Sk8er Boi and writes amazing music. they will teach you to skate, write music with you, and pick up cigs off the ground for the two of you to smoke. If you get a Magnet as a friend, don't ever let them go.
"I was having such a bad day but then i met up with Magnet and now i feel like we can burn the world down :)"
"Magnet is so cool!! i wish i was friends with them"
Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.
Usually occurs after a long day of work or when the temperature outside reaches ball sweating level. Once the sweating of the balls begins then they become sticky and seem to attract strait to one leg. The nut sack must then be separated from the leg it is joined to only to stick back to that leg or to the other. This is usually cured by applying powder. Warning: applying too much powder can cause a dough ball to form in areas around the nuts. Very uncomfortable.
Man it was so hot today I got a bad case of magnet balls. They just didn't want to stay off my legs. So I went to the bathroom, had to wipe the sweat from around my sack, and powder them up.