festive malarkey

1) Japery or tomfoolery around the Yuletide period
2) Placing an item of stationary in a teacher's pocket whilst he is unawares

1) Festive malarkey, festive malarkey, dum dum dum dee dum, dum dum dum dee dum (to the tune of Bodger and Badger)
2) I've just festive malarkied Johnny Slap with two pens and a stapler

by guruwong May 13, 2005

Malarkey

Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.

Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.

by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Malarkey

To successfully execute a plan in a way that inspires others.

"He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"

"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"

"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."

by wh0ry0u October 24, 2011

malarkey

Stupid, lazy, mean and likes stuffed crust.

Malarkey says, "Fear resisted" (target across other side of room)

by oprahwindfury January 14, 2008

malarkey

Hillybilly version of bullshit

- Juan - give me your money or you die

Me - Juan thats a bunch of malarkey let me break my neck

by waddupdonkey920 August 5, 2019

Malarkey

What Joe Biden says when he gets a question he doesn't know the answer to.

Give me a break! That's a bunch of Malarkey!

by ThoGos October 26, 2020

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019