C.H.I.M.P.S

The hardest gamemode in Bloons TD 6.

Person 1: DUDE, I BEAT C.H.I.M.P.S!
Person 2: YOOO! HIGH FIVE!

by BloonsTD6Player May 20, 2022

S.M.P

S.M.P, the act or thought to smoke more pot

Shawn what are you doin after school?

S.M.P what else bitch?

by Sloan Ketterman November 13, 2011

P.M.C.S.

Preventive Maintenance, Checks and Services: the checklist of things that have to be inspected in any piece of military gear before it is considered mission capable.

Private Pyle, go PMCS that deuce-and-a-half.

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

S.M.P.

Abbreviation for "shit my pants" or "shat my pants." Can be used in a variety of situations, most notably whenever something's funny, shocking or horrifying. Also appropriate when referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Whenever it's unclear whether a situation is, in fact, funny, shocking or horrifying, it's best to use a qualifier, e.g. "that was S.M.P. hilarious," or, "that was S.M.P. tasteless."

"The lunch lady at the cafeteria is S.M.P. hot!"

girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"

"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"

"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."

by midgetgoggles March 2, 2008

P.I.M.P.S.

Usually referring to a member of the Brothers Coalition Organization who has successfully completed the BC/SC challange. The phrase P.I.M.P.S is found on the colar of the members jacket.

BC member: How's your day been? (It's a trick question)

Unknown BC members: (Correct answer)

BC member: Aww!! What's good P.I.M.P.S.? (Close with secrect hand shake)

by Tear Drop August 27, 2008

E.M.P.A.S.M.T.

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties

Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"

by BigRob89 November 26, 2021