M&M's

Medical Marijuana

Did your Doctor hook you up with your M&M's?

by RUserius54 June 4, 2018

M&M's

Slang for Ecstasy; the pressed pill form of MDMA ( Methylenedioxymethamphetamine)

"Yo are you selling any M&M's right now?"

by RETRO SF July 5, 2018

M&M's

The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.

Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.

by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

by wormhour91 May 14, 2018

M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

by Can I kick it March 6, 2020

Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.

Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.

by pringleballs January 13, 2012