C.S.M.F

Cock sucking mother fucker

Mike: dude Bob you're such a c.s.m.f

by hgfdss January 8, 2015

S.M.F

really means STUPID MUHH FHUCKKA

when a person is gettin on your nerves and the say something stupid ass fhuckk. you scream S.M.F

Parent: Girl u *this* close away from gettin yo ass smaked

Daughter: Butt moms u got a big ass bump on your forehead.

Parent: Bitch I kno tht! U say some dumb ass shidd S.M.F!!

by TiyyBruhh😂💯 January 7, 2015

B.S.M.F

You would think it means Bull-Sh!t Mother F*cker, but really it's a triple bachelors degree in Science, Manufacturing and Finance

Troy wasn't able to put MD, or PhD after his name so on all his business cards he put Troy B.S.M.F.

by ChoklateKrackers July 6, 2011

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

by MonoKIT August 3, 2021

S.M.F.G.D

shit. mutha .fucker .god .damn

I bent over the sink,
to take a drink,
and my cell mate, doin' 25 to life

said "you look just like my wife"
S.M.F.G.D

by slampig 21 May 14, 2009

I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

by b-baka uwu April 27, 2022

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011