Machine

a perfect, non mistake entity with no social life. Can adapt to any situation to be the best at all costs.

Vivek Behera, Hands down

by Wang chung December 2, 2004

machine

The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.

Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.

by snootch May 11, 2003

machine

anything more advanced than a pitchfork

guy1: thats sum machine

by roge May 8, 2005

machine

the type of person that destroys everthing in there path includng fences, road signs and young children, often after alcohol or when the command 'FINISH HIM' is yelled

you walk into a road works sign you shout 'FINISH HIM' then the machine beats the sign until it cannot be recognized

by previous victim November 18, 2010

Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

machine

After drinking and/or smoking too much, the way one can sometimes throw up. Clean and fast, and this person is still able to keep on going. The sight could be compared to water coming from a water fountain statue.

After he chugged 10 beers, he machined like a champ and drank more.

by damachine October 6, 2003

Machine

The official definition of Machine is and always be - Mo.

Me: Mo, you are an official Machine sir, when looking Machine up in the dictionary your name will be there.

Mo: But how brother?

Me: You've been out the house 5 minutes and already... sir you are a Machine!!

by straff July 8, 2012