Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.

Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."

by JP Arr March 5, 2013

Losing My Linguine

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 9, 2018

linguini

It is know for being a pasta dish. But now, since I have re-defined it, it is a word for being horny.

"Ooh, I'm feeling LINGUINI!!!"

by Erika May 10, 2004

The Loose Linguini

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!

Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

penis linguines

a phrase used as an insult to another person.

"your such a penis linguines"

by Jared Narine March 28, 2003

languini

The act of using a word someone else has coined , then taking credit for the formation .

I thought of that word first , she's a languini for saying it's hers .

by bettyjo July 26, 2007

Linguni

Linguni is a stupid ass cyrus clone that had no ideas and is a virgin.

Linguni has dropped out in middle school

by Linguni December 14, 2019