Black Lotus

The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.

This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00

This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.

If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+

by Psydon May 13, 2005

Lotus Elise

A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.

The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.

by Wayne234 November 13, 2005

Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021

Flying Lotus

The freshest and illest experimental hip hop producer in the game. Flying Lotus is often compared to the late great J Dilla, but has no doubt developed a style of his own. He often fuses genres other then hip hop such as ambient, electronic, jazz, glitch, chiptune, and dubstep. He is the future of raw original hip hop. Check out his label at brainfeeder.com for news and similar artists.

Floss: "Man hip hop is dead."
B: "Check out Massage Situation by Flying Lotus."
Floss: "Holy shit son!"

by Beezy- August 17, 2009

Teacher's Lounge

An exclusive club (guarded by a burly bouncer w/a red velvet rope) just for teachers. Characterized by smooth almost erotic jazz, dim lighting, lingering cigarette smoke, posh lounge furniture, and the smell of opium smoke and pencil shavings.

Patrons of this lounge will typically be smoking joints, downing hard liquor, snorting cocaine or participating in some kind of orgy/rave.

1) The bouncer wouldn't let young Billy into the Teacher's Lounge.

2) Mr. Smith looked stoned after he emerged from the Teacher's Lounge.

3) Teacher: "Aw shit! I left my coke in the Teacher's Lounge!"

Student: "What?! You've got cocaine in there?! I want to go!"

Teacher: "No students allowed!"

by crackbaby#69.0 March 5, 2011

Lounes

An Arabic name, usually used for boys, Lounes is an amazing boy with beautiful dark hair and dreamy brown eyes with an amazing style, YOU CANNOT NOT STARE AT HIM, SERIOUSLY. He’s such a nice person and would never betray his friends even tho they always betray him. He is so handsome but often thinks otherwise, if you like him try to repeat it to him everyday so that he doesn’t forget how amazing he is and how much he brings you joy and happiness. He is such a sweet, funny and smart boy, he will always be with you and never judge you no matter what. He deserves happiness.

« Wow look at this dude he’s so hot, he must be a Lounes! »

by teacupthursday December 30, 2019

Bear Lounge

A lounge located on the third floor of holy angles, maily occupied by addictive chewers and tobacco goers. Grizzly is sported often. Pools of saliva cover the floors and it smells of strong fragrence.

I want to go throw a monster in, in the Bear Lounge

by Pill Wagle October 26, 2010