Gary Larson

A tennis term meaning "the far side". Since Gary Larson wrote The Far Side comics.

You guys take the close side of the court, i always play better on Gary Larson anyway.

by Sulleyvan March 18, 2008

Lorton

1. A town in Virginia.
2. A state of mind one enters after a large amount of drinking. To enter said state one usually must consume somewhere around 6 sparks, half a bottle of wild turkey or many many beers. Once in Lorton you are not responsible for your actions. You pat other's genitals like you at petting zoo, yell things like "Get your pussy in the cab" and leave a path of destruction in your wake.

"I was on the express train to Lorton after my 3rd sparks."

"I'm going to Lorton tonight, who's coming with me?"

by WBNT May 16, 2007

Angry Larson

An Angry Larson is when you come home wasted and forcefully fuck your brother in the asshole.

Man, he was trashed last night that he when home and angry larsoned his brother/

by caramelchocolate69 December 1, 2010

Mr Larson

A bald bitch

He is bald, he is mr Larson

by WhoMans69 December 16, 2019

Bob Larson

The go-to person if you're violently attacked by nasty demons.

I went to Bob Larson's school of exorcism and now I can chase those damns devils on Skype!
Take the free Bob Larson demon test® to see if your troubled soul is possessed.

by CheGueVerra August 8, 2020

Larson

A rare name that usually symbolizes males that have extreme amounts of Swag.

Julie: So, Rachel did you hook up with anyone last night at the party?
Rachel: YES! There was this boy named Larson who was so HAWT omg you need to see him!! <3

by Jew Momma June 21, 2011

Kid Larson

When a guy is on his back, a girl is blowing him, she then moves down to lick his balls, he raises his hips up and farts in her mouth.

Dude Nicole was goin down on me the other night, and I totally gave her a Kid Larson! Set it up!!!!!!!

by Phil McMurphy July 16, 2008