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Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.

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Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.

Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.

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A person that is short as shit, a hoe, is flat af, and thinks people give 2-fucks.

Person 1: look at that nigga, lookin like snow whites Eighth dwarf

Person 2: Lord Farquadd Lookin Ass, BOI!

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name u give someone when they are short, have a bob, cheater, liar, and manipulator. use it on wanna be studs.

yo that bitch is lord farquade

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