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Lord Farquad 

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.
Lord Farquad by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018

Lord Farquad 

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.
Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.
Lord Farquad by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021

Lord farquadd

A person that is short as shit, a hoe, is flat af, and thinks people give 2-fucks.
Person 1: look at that nigga, lookin like snow whites Eighth dwarf

Person 2: Lord Farquadd Lookin Ass, BOI!

lord farquade 

name u give someone when they are short, have a bob, cheater, liar, and manipulator. use it on wanna be studs.
yo that bitch is lord farquade