Texas Lorax

"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"

The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.

Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.

by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

Lorax complex

When your friend believes they are actually the lorax

Hey! Is that your friend? The one in the orange fursuit? I think they have a lorax complex!

by RayIsNotHERO.!! June 28, 2023

lorax lookin ass

Dirty, crusty, usually a sexual insult term, grungy, nude sender/cock sucker, etc.

That bitch Tina is such a lorax lookin ass bitch!

by winnnnnnnnner99 December 6, 2016

Lorax

A mythical creature that is older than the first tree known to man and speaks for the trees. He is considered to be strange, standoffish, angry grumpy and hairy.

He speaks for the trees and is hairy. Must be the lorax

by Scmtb831 February 27, 2020

The Curse of the Lorax

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.

Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.

by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023

The Lorax

When you mix Semen and period blood together and drink it through a straw

P1:Hey what did you and that hooker do last night?

P2:Oh we just did the lorax

by The lorax maker June 7, 2021

Lorax

A shorter way of saying lorazepam (a potent benzodiazepine)

Tom: ay bruh you sellin lorax or bars?
Larry: nah ion got bars but how many Lorax do you need?

by Leojohng22 November 20, 2018