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Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
by Rude Horse December 14, 2017
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loopin

Bonquiqui- "is you loopin?"

Blackzilla- "BITCH I MIGHT BE."
by quetzalcoatlz July 27, 2010
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looping plopper

A type of basketball shot that involves the ball bouncing on the rim several times before falling into the hoop. It is usually a hook shot by a center that seems lucky to go in.
Wow, what a lucky looping plopper!

Wow, that was some kind of looping plopper!

Al Horford scores most of his points off looping ploppers.
by Ripper J April 21, 2008
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Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009
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lolpanda

a moment in which the lol-ness is deserving of a extreme lol moment with an added panda to exentuate the hilariousness.
dude 1: fare you a pirate? cuz i want your booty.
dude 2: lolpanda thats so funny!
by mliAWK October 4, 2011
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Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.
That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010
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Froot Looping

A prank similar to TPing

You take a bunch of maple syrup and pour it on the victims drive way. Then you take a box of Froot Loops and pour them on the syrup. The end result is Froot Loops stuck to the drive-way of the victim. It takes alot of muscle to get off.
Highschooler: "Keep talking you 8th grade little punk"
8th grader: "Or what?"

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NEXT MORNING
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8th grader: "OMFG, THEY FROOT LOOPED ME!!"
Mom: "What?!"
8th grader: "You know! Froot Looping!"
Dad: "Clean it up asshole"
by Corknuts May 24, 2006
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