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Loonimati

Seriously noisy conspiracy-nuts. Unlike the so-called 'Illuminati" , who of course try to keep their identies a secret, the Loonimati are real people with very public platforms. Possible examples of members of the Loonimati might be Alex Jones, Judge Pirro, Tomi Lahren, and of course Sean Hannity. But to be fair, the Loominati may also include likes of Jill Stein and others around the Green Party. It's not about right or left, it's about making a career -and money- out of selling, as if true, ridiculous conspiracy theories that have no basis whatever in objective facts.
"If only I could get funding for my documentary about how nine rich guys in Silicon Valley are planning to release genetically altered wasps into the entire world that, after they sting a person, that person's brain will be unable to resist obeying any encrypted order sent to it with the correct codes via twitter, then I could join the Loonimati
by K-opti® August 14, 2018
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Looominater

A sub par performer , stereotypical user of STEROIDS. He plays on the D, that’s simply what is preferred.
A gathering of unfortunate event throughout history

We call it LOOOMINATER
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Laminative

Used when one is looking forward to/excited about an event
You going to the party tonight?”

“Sounds Laminative!!”
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loonatic

Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.
Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?
by QuacksO August 27, 2022
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lonination

someone who is cool, hot, and sexy
“hey did you see that girl at the club” “no what did she look like” “she was lonination bro”
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poominating

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.
I spent time in the toilet poominating today.
by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024
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lostination

A country that's not recognized by all of the United Nations countries
Israel is a lostinated country so it's considered from the lostination countries
by tixguy May 22, 2024
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