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Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT
by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021
mugGet the Me Lon catmug.

Boob-lon-tondra

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.
by Chenandler Bong November 7, 2007
mugGet the Boob-lon-tondramug.

chu tieu xam lon qua

when you see a vietnamese say this, that mean they don't quite understand what youre saying
don't say anymore chu tieu xam lon qua
by hoag n1m March 10, 2022
mugGet the chu tieu xam lon quamug.

lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.
"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"
by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019
mugGet the lon baguettemug.

Lon Lon

Lon Lon have hoes and money.
by bossmanⓂ️ February 28, 2023
mugGet the Lon Lonmug.

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...
Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
mugGet the Mental-Ree-Lon-Tardedmug.

Xing da lon

Xing da lon means, I love you. But I am alone... Fuck.
Yo, girl... Xing da lon.....
by Diogo the nice one April 24, 2021
mugGet the Xing da lonmug.

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