Lombardi catch

The counter move of the Lombardi Slap. This happens by opening your mouth and "catching" the penis of the one wishing to Lombardi Slap you.

"Dave just tried to Lombardi Slap me so I used the Lombardi Catch"

"Gross"

"Excuse me' I have to go brush my teeth"

by BoroKid September 4, 2004

Lombardi

In the heat of sex, the man removes his penis from the vagina and slaps it with great force across the woman's face.

Mom, does Dad ever lombardi you?

by Gay Focker February 4, 2008

paul lombardi

the coolest hottest kid with the biggest dick and get the most tight vagina ever. this kid is supper strong and has a 6 Pack. all the girls love him and the guys wanna be him. this kid is loved by everybody and no body hates him. he is the most popular kid and is very outgoing and honest. he is incredibly sexxy and irresistible if your name is Paul Lombardi then u get a lot of pussy.

wow i want Paul Lombardi's bigg dick

by kid down the street April 23, 2010

Rocky Lombardi

The Greatest Quarterback in history. Michigan State quarterback and soon to be college national champion MVP and Superbowl MVP.

Did you see Rocky Lombardi playing last night?

Yeah, he threw 12 TD's and had 2 rushing touchdowns.

by FettiSpaghetti October 1, 2020

Constanzo Lombardini

One of the Founding Circle of T.O.O.T.A.P. Head of Chemistry for the Order, and designer of the Standard Box Fez

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 20, 2003

Lombardi

When a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then receives a blow job from her.

She gave me such a good lombardi that I gave her twice the mouthful!

by Fezetone April 21, 2010

lombardi helicopter chop

When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.

Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!

by Mellie B. October 2, 2007