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lolfgt

A combination of lol and fgt . Normaly used in response to an amusing remark with homosexual tones, but can also be used to show amusement in regards to how much of a faggot a person is.

A variation of lol fag
Prima: I ate a lot of sausages on yesterday's barbecue.
Secunda: lolfgt;

Prima: OMG the new crossdressing thread on 7chan is absolutely amasing.
Secunda: lolfgt.
by Radalus January 12, 2012
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Longfield Academy

A shitty school full of druggies in kent, England. Where half the younger girls are shagging older boys and most teachers are shagging too.
by suckmytittiesxoxo January 22, 2020
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lolgorithm

In the field of computer science - or more specifically that of computer graphics - a lolgorithm is a variation of an algorithm with a generally non-intentional, comical outcome. In some cases a lolgorithm can be developed with the intent of producing amusing results, but it is generally the product of programmer error. The term can also be applied to "hacks": code that was written to to approximate a solution to a problem instead of fixing it.
"I tried to get heat haze working, but I ended up with a lolgorithm"
by PJB July 25, 2008
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Longfellow Sandwich

On Aug 01, 2006 at 07:53 AM, Longfellow proposed the Longfellow Sandwich Club. He laid down a few simple rules: This is a sandwich club in which we cut our sandwiches not once, but twice. And we position the four pieces into a circle. And in the middle of the plate we put potato chips. This club is Pro-Frilly toothpicks. Oh, you like mushrooms on your sandwiches? Well, you're not in the club then.

Six minutes later, Longfellow proposed that this sandwich be referred to as the "Organization Sandwich," for the simple yet beautiful reason that it "kind of rolls off the tongue." Henceforward, the main tenets of the Longfellow Sandwich Club were born.

The Organization Sandwich

Sandwiches must be cut into four triangles. Never squares. These triangles may never be referred to as "Little Sailboats." They must be heedfully arranged on the plate (or plated) in a circular formation, with potato chips in the middle. To hold the individual sandwich pieces together, Frilly Toothpicks are encouraged. No mushrooms, under any circumstance, are allowed on the sandwich.

Standards

The potato chips should have ridges, for they are crunchier. If potato chips are unavailable, the only acceptable substitutions are Doritos, Cheetos, pork rinds, or french-fried potatoes. Under no circumstance will a salad of any kind be permitted on the plate. SIDE ITEMS, such as potato or macaroni salad, pickles, or even a garden salad (although frowned upon) are permitted, however, must be placed ON THE SIDE---in a bowl or on another plate, and may in no way interfere with the Organization Sandwich (an occasional pickle will be permitted--but never go overboard--this is for your own good).

Three slices of bread instead of two are okay, but not essential to the make-up of the Organization Sandwich. You may put just about anything on your sandwich with the exception of mushrooms--UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE WILL MUSHROOMS BE PERMITTED (once again, for your own good). Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are discouraged, but allowed, as long as the eater strictly follows the Organization Sandwich structure.

Calzones and Croissants are not sandwiches. After much debate, we have deemed the Hot Pocket to be a sandwich, but it is still frowned upon. Eat whatever you want, just do not fool yourselves into the idea that simply because you use the Organization Sandwich structure, that you are eating an Organization Sandwich. However, the Organization Sandwich structure and its integration into your daily life will always be encouraged--as its purpose is to maintain some cohesive order in an otherwise chaotic world.

Intricate details of these rules are subject to change.
Did she just give that guy a Longfellow Sandwich?
by Eyeland2 January 16, 2007
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lolgun

The machine gun from Bioshock with the Increased Damage upgrade,called so because it appears to say "lol" on the back.Typically used in light leetspeak,or when joking.
You gotta use armor peircers in teh lolgun if you wanna p0wn teh Big Daddy.

or

My lolgun goes blam blam blam!
by Razastyle_Vato August 13, 2008
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Longfellow

One's penis. Usually refering to one's penis that is larger in size than the adverge fellow.
1)Julie seems to really admire Samuel's longfellow.

2)Stephen's longfellow petruded outwards greatly from his slacks, and everyone at the party seemed to notice.
by Giordan D April 27, 2006
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LOLFR

It stands for Laugh Out Loud For Real and is used when something is so funny that you actually laugh out loud instead of just typing lol.
dude that was so funny i LOLFR
by Holic February 24, 2007
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