Loin Clothing

When, mid-afternoon, your underpants lose all elasticity and hold, and hang lifeless like a loin cloth.

Its only 1pm and I am already Loin Clothing, my left ball is stuck to my leg. I'm 'picking a winner' every 5 minutes.

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

Sir Loin

Perhaps the best rap artist of all time. Sings the hit single "For The Shorty's". Is in fact a cow who sings in order to accomplish a brilliant scheme that will eventually help him pay for his rented patio furniture which he broke because he is a fat cow.

Damn, have you heard that awesome new song from Sir Loin?

by StabMastaArson April 19, 2004

loin butter

the man juice that butters your wife muffin, for the purpose of getting her pregnant

Jen, I want to give you the honor of hosting my legacy in your inards. Come her, I will give you some of my loin butter.

by Lou F March 3, 2007

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

loin juice

sperm from a randy human male.

"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Biff, "And plenty of it!"

by Jonny Cakes June 17, 2006

Loin-fruit

loin-fruit is your off spring or children.

The loin is the part of the body or animal that contains the reproductive origins, so the fruit of your loin, or 'loin-fruit' is your children.

"Do you have any Loin-fruit yet?" my uncle Andy would ask each time we met

by kiwi hiker January 22, 2012

loin-tamer

a lady who has managed to domesticate a serial-shagger

Katy Perry's a loin-tamer

by Lickey Chapman January 5, 2011