two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

anal logger

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.

Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.

by JT8087 March 7, 2010

Logie Special

When an individual (a male) wears a shirt and shorts combo, where the length of the shirt surpasses the length of the shorts. It appears that the individual is only wearing a shirt but in reality, they are also wearing shorts. It's not just a fashion, it's a lifestyle.

1. Guy 1: "Are you only wearing a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "Nope, there are shorts under there."
Guy 1: "Ahh, nice."

2. If an NBA player's jersey were to untuck, pre-90s, they would be sporting a 'Logie Special.'

by Shaddy_Longhorn March 27, 2009

loreen

Is a hott date and she knows it.

Loreen is a hott date.

by Joe October 10, 2004

logged in

Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.

"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"

by HobbyLover November 1, 2013

loggersexual

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.

Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!

by Loggersexual August 2, 2016

Lobeee

Kobe Bryant after a loss.

Lobeee got his ass handed to him by the Miami Heat on Christmas Day.

by Unkle Funky December 25, 2010