by $LAYER November 7, 2005
Get the bump on a log mug.When a woman is preforming felatio on a man , the man removes his penis from her mouth. He then stacks deepfried Twinkies on his log-like penis. The woman precedes to devour all of the Twinkies with great speed, giving her severe diarrhea. The man then ejaculates into the pile of feces, and takes it in his right hand and procedes to hit the woman in the face.
by BSV December 2, 2015
Get the Ants on a Log mug.by JaDzy2012 December 11, 2017
Get the frogs on a log mug.A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
Get the Kids on a Log mug.1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
by smcdo December 24, 2008
Get the ants on a log mug.For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.
by HVACsquad February 23, 2015
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