Leafallophobia

The fear of a leaf falling upon yourself while underneath a tree

Paul: Y-you don’t understand!! I can’t walk under the tree man… a leaf is gonna fall and kill me!! I have Leafallophobia!!!

Ben: You’re stupid

by TheDonMan February 19, 2025

Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023