Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Pueblo Musket Loader

The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.

My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.

by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

Wisconsin musket loader

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader

Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader

by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020

McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.

Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!

by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021

Grizzly Muzzle Loader

Essentially, it's when your bangin a girl/man from behind with a dip in (preferably grizzly wintergreen). At the discretion of the banger, take the dip out and shove it in the girl/guys anus. Next shove your dick in the ass, thus muzzle loading. If done correctly, the bangee should receive a buzz via the inferior rectal branch of the pudendal artery.

Wow Michael, I'm literally buzzing my ass off! That was so much better than last time you gave me the Grizzly Muzzle loader!

by J Cobb December 13, 2010

the muzzle loader

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!

The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.

by scott ak October 14, 2006