Ayyy Lmayonnaise

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

Lmsydtyc

Let me suck your dick til you cum

Will you lmsydtyc

by Treholmes17 February 1, 2020

lmso

laughing my socks off

used by those who aren't allowed to say ass

Kelly: Did you see the show last night?
Tyler: Yeah, it was so funny.
Rosie: I know! It was sooo lmso!

by ROFLWPL January 31, 2010

LMSYM

Let me see your manager

I met a LMSYM customer while getting groceries today. She was like "I don't care if you don't work here, you need to help me or I'm going to complain to your manager!!"

by jesse12521 August 9, 2018

Lmayonaise

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet

Yesterday I lmayonaised

by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

LMEYOUYCOMFF

Let Me Eat You Out Until You Cum On My Fucking Face

Aye babygurll you gone lmeyouycomff(Let Me Eat You Out Until You Cum On My Fucking Face)

by therealfreakydeaky September 28, 2020

Lmayonaise

A term used to express the funniest of something.

Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!

by LachyMuller November 3, 2020