LMS 

Lick my Stapler

An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.

LMS and I will say something on your wall that you know isn't true.

LMS by the pie knight September 1, 2011

LMS 

Stands for Like my status
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook

Status update: bored, if you want me to message you LMS

LMS by FullLockDown October 21, 2011

LMS 

"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.

Whore Cat: OMG #lms #menandmybitches
Male Cat: omg babe ur so hawt

LMS by Fagbitch69 April 19, 2015

LMS 

Lms can mean “ let me smash”

Hey lms

LMS by Yikes12 April 15, 2018

LMS 

Losing my shit; can be used in a laughing matter or when you lose something

I'm always LMS

Haha that was funny I'm LMS

LMS by Canispeaktothemanager June 17, 2019

LMS 

Little Man Syndrome
When a male of the species has less height, when standing erect, than 75% of the women in his available area and must compensate by being overtly loud or boisterous of his exploits, no matter how small. He is challenged by any other male who is even narrowly taller and feels shunned and left out when seeing other's joy from accomplishments and successful relationships with the women who turned him down.

Also known as 'small dick energy'.

Brian in finance has hit on Debbie in receiving every day this week but she's 5'10" and his LMS won't let him just move on.

LMS by Jayhawker March 7, 2020

LMS 

Stands for Little Man Syndrome. When someone is lacking in size so they act tough.

Person 1- “Why is he always trying to start shit“
Person 2- “He has a serious case of LMS”

LMS by Lil’ Puss-bitch April 27, 2020