Dutch van der linde

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by UR-MOTHER July 17, 2021

Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.

Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.

by Kommisar Kowl August 30, 2008

Chuck Liddell

An intense man, who ran the sport of MMA for some time. Using his "wrestling in reverse" he was the first and only mixed martial artist with a great wrestling background to use his wrestling to keep the fight on the feet (most wrestlers prefer the ground). He then used his Kempo kickboxing to rape the UFC's light Heavyweight division. All of his victories are via KO or TKO. He has a gut, so he doesnt look that tough, however he is known as the iceman, and trust me, he could kick the living shit out of you and i together.

Jamal "lets jump this pussy ass white man"
You "thats Chuck Liddell"
Jamal "could we take him?"
You "Not even with a gun"

by gangtothebang! July 5, 2009

Linelle

A gorgeous girl who only deserves the best and is quite hard to get close to if you are friends with someone she does not trust. If you have a linelle as a friend then you are the most luckiest person on earth if you don’t have a linelle then you need one she will give you great advice and can sometimes help you when it comes to relationships and crushes. Linelles’ are extremely hard to find so if you have one keep her close to you and you will have a one of a kind friend. If you have her as a girlfriend you are even luckier but don’t betray her I wouldn’t want to het on her bad side if I were you.

Boy: “who is that gorgeous girl over there?”
Girl:”that’s linelle why?”
Boy:”is she single?”
Girl:”no and she has a very tight relationship with him and I wouldn’t want to get in the middle of that.”
Boy:”man that dude is one lucky fellow.”

by Best friend helper November 19, 2018

till lindemann

What a male! Is he a human?
Think he's from Outer Space

Till Lindemann forever

by ganimed August 14, 2009

Lindelhoffed

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.

I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .

by Aggg December 12, 2012

Lindebang

noun; the Lindebang - the unique type of head-banging made famous by Till Lindemann, lead singer of the band Rammstein, characterized by banging one's fist on one's thigh while head-banging in a crouching position. Sometimes also referred to as the "Till-Hammer".

verb; to Lindebang, Lindebanging - to head-bang in the style of Till Lindemann

Oh man, that Rammstein concert was totally killer. I was Lindebanging so hard I broke my femur! Can I borrow some morphine?

by sidewinder7 May 22, 2012