Lincoln Park Middle School

a school in lincoln park, nj of fucktard prick kids who go to an even more fucked up highschool in boonton. Guys are dicks, girls are hoes and bitches. 8th graders think their all that, 7th graders are dicks, 6th graders pose 7th graders, and 5th graders are quiet and get shorter and more douchebaggish every fucking year

Which school are you from?
I'm from Lincoln Park Middle School
Asshole *kid walks away*

by UNANONYMOUS :P December 8, 2010

Lincoln Park Royalty

"Lincoln Park" refers to the centrally located public high school in Chicago. The "Royalty" (as they are known) attend the school as members of the class of 2006. Lincoln Park Royalty (or LPR) consits of four highly devious teenage girls. Apart from being highly good looking and highly intelligent (if they do say so themselves), LPR is an undercover organization responsible for the majority of the nonviolent havoc-wreaking and trouble-making bestowed upon their poorly administrated school.

"-Oh gee golly Peggy Sue, did you see the flier that claims that the AP US History exam was cancelled?
-Oh, Lucy May, Bobby told me that Lincoln Park Royalty was behind it! What a witty idea!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

Lincoln Park HS

High School in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago. Filled with Nerdy IB kids and stoners. Off campus lunch is for seniors only but everyone manages to just leave during lunch regardless of age. They either go to eat or go to the "benches" or the "hill" to go smoke a blunt. Lincoln park is known for having a lot of fights including a stabbing a few days ago. Shits lit at lincoln park.

"Yo where do you wanna go smoke this blunt?"
"Lets go to Lincoln Park HS and boof on the hill

by Lphscluck July 13, 2016

Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…

Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021

Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.

"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022

The Rapiest in Lincoln Park

The man who is climbing through yo windows.
He also snatches yo people up.

Mark: You better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband because the The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is rapeing everybody out there.

Timmy: No its alright, Everyone will be fine because The Rapiest in Lincoln Park is really dumd, foreal.

by EpicLady February 22, 2011

Lincoln Woods State Park

A State Park located in Lincoln Rhode Island. It is the official butthole of the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

dooshbag " hey want to go for a swim at Lincoln Woods State Park."

dooshbag dos "nah thanks man I would rather go swim in a pool instead of a giant butthole."

by gwizzzz November 8, 2009