Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

Library Fever

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

food library

its a grocery store, ya douchebag!

I believe this is called a food library...FOOD LIBRARY...

by Teajae April 28, 2006

libraflux

Being libraflux means you are libragender but it fluctuates between having a strong link to femininity/masculinity/neither

I'm libragender but sometimes I feel like I am more masculine or feminine and other times I feel neither so this means I am libraflux

by C♡ May 14, 2016

Hell's Library

a huge black tomb where books of information and secrets full of weaponry and powers to destroy humanity, angels and God himself

LETHEM enters the mausoleum to Hell's Library to gather fact sheets to restore the Holy Grounds

by @tikifaces_ October 24, 2019

Libra-fact

When something is so factual it must be printed on the wrapper for a Libra sanitary pad.

Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.

by pastrychefsniper March 23, 2010