A drive-by liking is when a Facebook user has responded to all messages, reviewed all notifications, planted their crops on Farmville, and updated their status etc. This person has basically exhausted all efforts to occupy their time on Facebook. Being left with a sense of emptiness and desperation for entertainment, this bored college student in question can perform a drive-by liking in one of two ways.
1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.
2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.
Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).
Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
1) The individual will proceed to like everyone's status updates posted within the past four hours, completely ignoring the nagging feeling that they should be doing something productive with their life.
2) This kind of drive-by liking occurs when visiting a fellow Facebook whore's page and liking everything that the victim has done within the past couple of days. The goal of this is to ensure that upon logging in, the victim will be greeted with 99 notifications.
Drive-by likings should never discriminate. In fact, the most satisfying status updates to like are ones that: have absolutely NOTHING to do with you, include the letters FML, include a sad face, or are sprinkled with typos (and are posted at about 2:15 AM).
Performing a drive-by liking accomplishes a couple things: they make you feel 1337 next time you log in due to the fact that you will (if performed correctly) have 99 notifications yourself, and successfully wasted hours of life that you will never get back.
Examples of stati that have been the victim of a drive-by liking:
Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this
Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this
Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Beth - Headache :(
4 seconds ago · JJ likes this
Christine - fml...seriously
15 minutes ago · JJ likes this
Casey - Work.. ughhhh
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
Cierra - Fails at life..AGAIN! Effin storyboard
about an hour ago · JJ likes this
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To do months of work within days, reject social invitations, and only leave the house to buy take-away because you must work hard to do well. Synonymous with IT certifications or playing computer games.
Sorry dude, I cant come out tonight. I've gotta no-life Cisco, as I've only got 5 days left to complete the last 6 exams of my certification.
Yea man, the only way your going to finish that work is by No-Lifing it.
Yea man, the only way your going to finish that work is by No-Lifing it.
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In a gathering of this nature which takes place anytime at all and every Friday evening, questions like “how is the family?” “are the kids doing well?” are not the usual subject of conversation, while it is touch upon, liming is better phrased as banter, funny replies to questions, individuals make light about politics and current social issues and even dabble on who is "horning"who, what is going on politically without it becoming a serious subject; alchoholic drinks are sometimes involved and funny replies, you say or listen to chatter on a variety of social subjects including politics that are very entertaining and relevant to the subject at hand,” picong” It is a way we live and socially accept each other. There is a "girls lime" a "boys lime" a "river lime" a "birthday lime" any kind of lime is possible. People would "lime" anytime. It is a social coming together of a posse where almost anyone is easily invited. Come lime with us!
In a gathering of this nature which takes place anytime at all and every Friday evening, questions like “how is the family?” “are the kids doing well?” are not the usual subject of conversation, while it is touch upon, liming is better phrased as banter, funny replies to questions, individuals make light about politics and current social issues and even dabble on who is "horning"who, what is going on politically without it becoming a serious subject; alchoholic drinks are sometimes involved and funny replies, you say or listen to chatter on a variety of social subjects including politics that are very entertaining and relevant to the subject at hand,” picong” It is a way we live and socially accept each other. There is a "girls lime" a "boys lime" a "river lime" a "birthday lime" any kind of lime is possible. People would "lime" anytime. It is a social coming together of a posse where almost anyone is easily invited. Come lime with us!
Aye them fellas cooking duck and liming down the road, I will see all yuh later.
Hey we having a girls lime at the club on Saturday night! Who's in?! I will call the posse.
Hey we having a girls lime at the club on Saturday night! Who's in?! I will call the posse.
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Lebsian A: I can't believe that traditional Irish Catholic cottage we spend summers at won't let my gay friends get married there! I hope they go out of business and realize the folly of their ways.
Lesbian B. Stop being a Libigot, they don't care about you being gay, they just think of marriage differently then we do. There must be another cottage they can get married at. The cottage owners have a right to their opinions and beliefs just as much as we do.
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