a jack liascos is a manly specimen who grows facial hair faster than viagra grows a dick. he is known for a hot sister who gets piped by eddie betts on the daily even though eddie betts freezes whenever she is in the vacinity. jack liascos is a retarded creature with many weaknesses, some weaknesses are that he is unable to leave ice cream in a freezer and doesn't know the recipe for a chocolate milkshake. he is also angered by basketballs on the roof, EVAN SPENCE and when people steel his pillow when he is trying to nap.
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Liaski (sometimes abbreviated instead as "L.A.K.") is game played in Hollywood, Miami, Greewich Village, and any other place that celebrities are known to congregate.
The game involves walking up behind a celebrity and touching your foot to their behind briefly.
Sometimes this is done lightly, sometimes with the force of somebody trained in martial arts.
People keep track themselves of how many famous people's asses they have literally kicked, and very usually the names, for the sake of bragging rights.
This game is non-competitive against other literal ass kickers, but often against bodyguards that famous people have on their payroll.
Liaski (sometimes abbreviated instead as "L.A.K.") is game played in Hollywood, Miami, Greewich Village, and any other place that celebrities are known to congregate.
The game involves walking up behind a celebrity and touching your foot to their behind briefly.
Sometimes this is done lightly, sometimes with the force of somebody trained in martial arts.
People keep track themselves of how many famous people's asses they have literally kicked, and very usually the names, for the sake of bragging rights.
This game is non-competitive against other literal ass kickers, but often against bodyguards that famous people have on their payroll.
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