lecture lap dance

You know when it happens. You're 5 minutes late to a class in a huge lecture room. All the seats by the aisles are taken so you have to give everyone in the row a lap dance to get a seat in the middle. Equally common is the aisle hurdle, when you jump over a row to snag a seat.

10:15 AM..crap! "excuse me, excuse me, pardon, excuse me, pardon me" as everyone puts up their desks and stands up/moves their legs aside

"Dude, look at the guy who's late. Guess he has to give everyone a lecture lap dance now"

by crap I'm late again May 3, 2008

lecture hall

a place used to chill out that can also be extremely fun

"what are you going to do?"
"i am going to the lecture hall because i am bored, you should come too..."
"okay, i will"

by lllover May 1, 2010

Lecture

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

by RockstarLC November 22, 2009

Lecturer

The provider of information in universities. If male elbowpatches are traditional (although you do get the occasional 'cool' one in jeans), if female either powersuits or dressing like a hippy. Results of a lecturer talking are as follows:

- roughly one paragraph of notes never to be used
- a quick nap
- a brilliant game of hangman usually more informative than the actual lecture.

"I need a nap before clubbing tonight."

"Yeh me too, which lecturer is it today?"

"Dr D, talking on female rights"

"Nap time it is!"

by saraith April 24, 2009

Canibal Lecture

East Bay California Native Hip-hop/rap artist. Born in Union city Ca. But Rep's the Whole Bay! LivenFire Records/Gone Off Top productions. Affiliated with artist like: XienHow, Flossafee, Taktikz,3D,5Dyme,Young Steve and many others...

Canibal Lecture has recorded with artist such as The jacka, Berner, Marvwon and many others.

by fanofart July 4, 2010

Dirty Lecture Dipset (DLD)

In the middle of lecture you find yourself slowly loosing focus and going into dream land, thinking of what it might be like to fuck that fine piece of ass next to you, and maybe after realizing you've been staring at the girls thong that just happens to be sticking out for a good 5 mins you now have a raging boner,, and lets face it, theirs no talking this one down. So you do the only proper thing their is to do and run to the bathroom and rub one out!. And wonder your way back to lecture, possibly sweating from the fight that just occurred, with your D.

Bro did you see stacy in class today?" "Yeah man she looked so sexy, I had to run to the bathroom and pull a dirty lecture dipset (DLD).

by The classic college kid May 1, 2011

Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 1, 2010