A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
"Did you see kevin last night?" "He totally pulled off the Lazy Leopard with Serena." "Lucky bastard"
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Hot, sexy and smart women over 50 that think out of box. They live longer then cougar, their coat cost more money, they jump higher then a cougar. Plus they don't take after any other cat. The are considered the worlds most beautiful animal in the world. So all of us hot over the age of women of 50 are called Snow Leopards as we out shine cougars.
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The Lepeord is much CLASSIER, does not prey on the young men, yet is flattered by their interest as long as it is not pushed upon them or expected to be reciprocated. The lepeord will not date them, and rarely will bed them, but is flattered by cougar snack's attention in small amounts. Unlike the cougar, the lepeord does not intentionally try to get the attention of younger men. The leopard is usually over 30, does not try to hide her values, age (despite looking good for her age and for some much younger), or oppinions. She does not like sleezy come ons, dirty talk, and guys who come after her for sex. To score with a leopard a man would have to get to know and appreciate her mind, not just her body and looks. She enjoys looking good and being sexy, but is happy to just take care of herself just for her own sake, not to lure or bait a trap. She may be a loner, or hang with cougars, yet usually its easier to spot a cougar than a leopard. She will be the sexy older woman at the club who dances, laughs with freinds, drinks, and talks to guys, without the intent of picking any of them up.
Beware, the best gold diggers often try to mask themselves as leopards!!!
The Lepeord is much CLASSIER, does not prey on the young men, yet is flattered by their interest as long as it is not pushed upon them or expected to be reciprocated. The lepeord will not date them, and rarely will bed them, but is flattered by cougar snack's attention in small amounts. Unlike the cougar, the lepeord does not intentionally try to get the attention of younger men. The leopard is usually over 30, does not try to hide her values, age (despite looking good for her age and for some much younger), or oppinions. She does not like sleezy come ons, dirty talk, and guys who come after her for sex. To score with a leopard a man would have to get to know and appreciate her mind, not just her body and looks. She enjoys looking good and being sexy, but is happy to just take care of herself just for her own sake, not to lure or bait a trap. She may be a loner, or hang with cougars, yet usually its easier to spot a cougar than a leopard. She will be the sexy older woman at the club who dances, laughs with freinds, drinks, and talks to guys, without the intent of picking any of them up.
Beware, the best gold diggers often try to mask themselves as leopards!!!
John thought he had spotted a hot easy cougar. He approached the table and soon realized it was out of his league, she was actually a leopard.
Shannon and Tracy soon figured out they were a couple of leopards in a cougars den while at the hotel bar.
Shannon and Tracy soon figured out they were a couple of leopards in a cougars den while at the hotel bar.
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"That lady was so old? but you still hit that? She was a deaf lepard!"
"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"
"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"
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by dsun1337brah September 8, 2009
Get the ice leopard mug.a word referring sex panther. although, sex leopard's are much more sexually stimulated by mega hot women, and they enjoy receiving and/or giving head. justine's are always considered sex leopards because of their constant sexual behavior around michael's or taylor's. they also enjoy eating chuy's daily. BEWARE! sex leopards do not bite, but they definitely chuy.
shiiiit, look at justine giving head to that michael! she's such a sex leopard! i would so tap that bitch.
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