Leaning Tower Love Tap

When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.

Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."

by Jimbo Chew October 17, 2010

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Leaning Tower of Cheeza

noun: A Leaning Tower of Piza made out of spray cheese, using a cracker, or even the palm of your hand as a base.

verb: The act of making a Leaning Tower of Piza out of spray cheese.

Bobby: "Max, look. It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!"

by CorgisDie May 11, 2018

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leaning tower of pisa

A sexual position similar to an Eiffel Tower, except one of the two males is a midget, making the tower lean to one side.

Dude, Bob found a midget and gave Jen a leaning tower of pisa

by BobDole69 February 22, 2010

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leaning on the microwave

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.

I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.

by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006

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Leningrad Steamer

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy, and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Cleveland and that Russian Broad had a leningrad steamer last night with Rylo

by Cheesemonster May 20, 2015

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