Leaky Tent

when a guy has a boner pushing up the pants and leaking precum through it.

“I was hooking up with this guy and saw he had a leaky tent”

by cum2345678 September 14, 2023

Leaky Faucet

When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.

(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."

by Fuck n' Suck May 14, 2018

leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

leaky aircon

While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.

by leakyaircon August 10, 2010

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

Leaky Motorboat

When you motorboat the breasts of a woman who is lactating, and her breast milk gets on you.

Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.

by TheCW June 10, 2011

Leaky Chicken

A penis with a small amount of semen remaining on it immediately following a cumshot, which generally appears after the cleaning up and re-application of underwear.

Ah shit, the leaky chicken stuck to the inside of my man-panties again

by mochaphile July 19, 2011