Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

by Optomon October 31, 2003

Landon

Because genes

Landon is Landon cause genes

by Avah666 December 11, 2018

quick laydown

The act of lying down for under 1 minute on a horizontal surface in order to recover from a highly energetic activity.

Dude, I gotta take a quick laydown after taking those 9 shots.

by Dfkman May 26, 2018

ladov

adj. To be socially nebulous. To be unable to make or keep plans.

v. To display such characteristics.

Monica totally ladoved me last night. We were supposed to do "something", but all I got was a late nice text saying she was in the village and I could meet her if I was nearby. As if!

by Zen Gardener December 12, 2003

Landon

A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.

Hey look, there's Landon!

by ██ September 23, 2020

Landon Lake

A slang term meaning to commit suicide.

The term was coined in the 2020s due to the hit tv show Legacies in which a character named Landon commits suicide countless times by throwing himself into a lake holding a cinderblock. Some time after that part of the show aired a fan coined the term in a hosie twitter groupchat saying they "would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq". The term eventually escaped its prison within the groupchat for its power was too mighty to be contained and fell into common usage among some groups of Legacies fans.

The famous Landon Lake rock which currently resides in the Covington Visitor's Centre where fans will often go to take photos of and with it.

Elizabeth "I would rather commit landon lake than listen to country music at a bbq."

by Dracyan December 7, 2022

Landon

1. Landon is a guy who is desirable . Calm but attentive . Sweet and gently when needed . He’s there for you when you need him and can give you the world if you asked , he’s the most caring man you’ll ever meet . He makes you feel like something and someone you never have . His smile can make your day turn from bad to the best day of your life . Hanging out with Landon makes you nervous and get butterflies but he’s there to always calm you down and make you laugh . He jokes a lot and friendly . He has the most beautiful eyes and loves music . He likes face time and enjoys long night drives . He is the type of man that you can fall for you and allow your heart to love . He can save you in every way possible like he did me .

1. Landon is my soulmate

by riahh.onpluto March 14, 2021