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German lawnmower

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.
- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.
by Goupil October 2, 2009
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Georgia Lawnmower

When one is receiving oral sex and the one giving the oral sex uses their teeth to rip off a potion of the receiver's pubic hairs.
If you don't shave your pubes, I will give you a Georgia Lawnmower
by ILoveMidgetPorn June 9, 2011
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Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
by rockthisway December 15, 2016
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Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?
by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020
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Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it
Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower
by snoogans213 February 27, 2011
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BULLHEAD CITY LAWNMOWER

An artistic expression of releaving flatulence. Named after the desert landscape of Bullhead City, AZ, the bullhead city lawnmower allows you to impress your friends and perfect strangers by getting into the 3 point stance and pretend to start up a lawnmower. Time it perfectly so you rip a fart while pulling the lawnmower cord. This position allows for optimal flatulence volume and is an instant crowd pleaser.
To liven up the lame party, Eric stood on the dining room table and ripped a Bullhead City Lawnmower.
by Eric Lind November 20, 2007
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