Language Simp

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.

Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*

by Average language speaker July 26, 2022

foreign language tool

A pompous douche bag who spouts off a few words in a foreign language during the course of a conversation and then acts as if all those involved in the conversation should bow down to him or her as if they have just cracked the mysteries of the universe or some shit.

Congratulations Wes. You've learned how to say "Thank you kind sir" in mandarin Chinese. That's fabulous. I bet your parents are so proud of you. You underachieving, narcissistic, low IQ having fuck wad. Way to be a foreign language tool.

by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015

KatyCat Language

Language KatyCats (Katy Perry hardcore fans) use.

KatyCat Language-Speshul, Purrfect(ion), Totes Mahgotes, Bearcunt.

by Your Mothers Mom. August 1, 2012

American Sign Language

American Sign Language (or ASL) is the dominant sign language of the Deaf community in the United States, in the English-speaking parts of Canada, and in parts of Mexico

"ASL Classroom was amazing! Right away I noticed improvement in my signing, and it was so great to be able to practice with other ASL learners twice a week. It was wonderful to finally get any questions I had about American Sign Language answered and the teacher was always so helpful. I learned so much!
aslclassroom.com

by Soccar_Mom October 22, 2012

english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.

this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009

lanoat

Like A Nigga On A Tree
Lah-Noh-At

AJ: Dude this black guy in the tree in this youtube vid is hilarious!

Ryan: Yeah, he's LANOAT!

AJ: Huh?

Ryan: Like A Nigga On A Tree!

AJ/Ryan: LMAO!

by AJ SoCal May 29, 2010

LaFountain Dip

A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.

Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.

Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.

by cheeser696 December 29, 2010