LAGAS

Abbreviation for the phrase "Like Anyone Gives A Shit." Used to connote utter disregard and/or contempt for the subject or discussion at hand.

Person A:
Did you see what he just did over there to that person's car?

Person B:
LAGAS

by Disgruntled9 March 19, 2010

Lagaloser

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011

Laggage Baggage

A player of an MMORPG/Online game whose sub-standard system causes a ripple effect of lagging for other players

"Yo man that guy must be playing on an IBM from 1999! Pure laggage baggage!"

by Scodez June 21, 2009

Laginator

A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.

Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!

Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.

Guy: Did you check his ping?

Dude: It's over 9000.

by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020

lagniappe

A french word meaning "a little something extra"
used primarily in the south. Especially New Orleans area.

Sam:I only ordered 2 bagles
Mark: I know, the third is a lagniappe

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

laggage

Slow and or pausings in performance,loading,gameplay or image display in any video game,image or even music sounds.

My game has major laggage, it is taking me forever to get through the firt mission

by blue77 April 25, 2009

lagga

Someone or something that is dumb or stupid.

LAGGA! LAGGA! LAGGA!

by M1LLIONZ September 12, 2020