Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
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by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009
Get the Jewish lapdance mug.At first the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Nice, great smile, and overall adorable. You'll start as friends but soon Landan will start flirting with you. Asking about you to others, touching you, holding eye contact with you, and just laughs at everything you say. But once you confront him about these feelings and tell him that you feel the same he will reject you, but will then flirt with you even more than before. Leaving you to think your insane even though everyone else sees the same thing you do.
by heartdestroyer911 August 12, 2016
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"Yes, a student's strength flows from Thayer itself. But beware of the Clarke. Anger, fear, aggression; Clarke are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Clarke path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Theodore Koskores' apprentice."
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