Laurien

Laurien is the most beautiful being that one has ever seen on earth. She doesn't trust many, but if it does happen and you are sympathetic to her, she helps you out of all situations and is always ready for shit. Laurien protects her loved ones so much that she neglects herself. She is incredibly beautiful and you can only love or hate her. She is good for laughing, talking and trusting her with things.

She is so wonderful, it can only be Laurien

by TendoUrGod November 25, 2020

Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

Lauritz

A golden god destined to bring on suffering to all whom oppose him.

The Greek/Roman god Lauritz is the one whom will bring the end of the world.

by James Veitch February 26, 2019

Labyrinth

A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.

Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.

Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?!
Boy: The world may never know

by Sam Waters January 10, 2014

Laboricide

The form of killing by means of doing excessive work that results in being over-fatigued, stressed-out, and not able to balance life as it is.

(From the Latin word labor (-oris, m.) for "work" and caedere to kill.)

syn. Workaholic

I'm on laboricide today.

I will not wonder if he died by means of laboricide.

by loufa9999 August 13, 2010

Laurinda Land

When someone is out and unresponsive because they are on their phone distracted

Friend 1: Hey man you wanna get some food?
Friend 2: <on phone ignores question>
Friend 1: oh man you're in Laurinda Land again

by Millet Berger July 20, 2018

Hot Laurie

To smell an undergarment to determine whether it is clean or soiled.

Frank hot laurie'd his underwear lying on the floor to determine whether it needed to be washed.

by ndiggity August 1, 2008