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long-tongued lout

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.
Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!
by Forrest Carver June 4, 2005
mugGet the long-tongued loutmug.

EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts)

This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)

Symptoms include :-

Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.

Extreme case symptoms :-

All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.

If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.

To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"

"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012
mugGet the EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts)mug.

Lout

basically another word for space, like your surrounding area
"bruh these bitches all up in my lout"
by pablosass March 16, 2019
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Loute

A man who tries endlessly over the years to get with you. He wants to take you out for dinner and secure a real date.

Every year he invites you to his place in the tropics, but expects you pay your own way.

You are not interested in him at all, but love free meals and drinks because you are single. You have no plan to visit him in the tropics, but lead him on.

You have no feelings for him.
That guy is such a loute.
by Billy-Soo December 22, 2019
mugGet the Loutemug.

dhmhtrhs louts

A huge sister with a tiny dick he likes anime and he is super ultra mega gay he always asks black men to fck him and prefers bbc
Oooh look at that gay dhmhtrhs louts he is mega sister
by Loutso se gamaw November 20, 2021
mugGet the dhmhtrhs loutsmug.

Louting

From the verb to lout
Engaging in rowdy or inappropriate behaviour usually when drunk for laughs and sneers
Robbie was doing some louting in the pub last night, I'm surprised he didn't get a slap.
by GazMc June 30, 2016
mugGet the Loutingmug.

Loute

Loute means gay or bisexual wich is also used a lot in lebanon!
he is loute
by jomma-marie May 14, 2022
mugGet the Loutemug.

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