Lompoc

A "city" that grows depression.

Do you live in Lompoc?

Yes, I want to die.

by SadLompocian July 14, 2009

Lompaket

Lompaket is word on Azeri which means a silly person or someone,who acts like gicdillax.Also,you can use it against very unlucky people.Synonims of this word:Gicdillax,lom and other jargons.

Ala,he shit in his pants,he is lompaket

by Rovniy December 10, 2019

limpdick

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

by Dreesey January 15, 2007

limpdickitis

Erectile dysfunction

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."

by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008

limpdickfagfucker

A term used to describe a male with a limp dick who fucks fags, it has often been shouted randomly by people suffering from tourette's

Dude: "Hey there Amanda"
Amanda: "fffuck... tiiitts.... LIMPDICKFAGFUCKER!!!!"
Dude: "What!! who told you that.. it was Ashley wasn't it..shes a liar...................."

by Alejandro69 August 4, 2007

LOPD

Lack Of Penis Disease
A rare disease where a male has no penis
Some of the symptoms are
-lack of penis
-lack of male friends
-ejaculates in under a minute

Adam has LOPD.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Lompoc

A mexican shithole gangster town with old people that think its the best town because of past memories when Lompoc was infact good (In the 1800's)

Lompoc Sux Balls

by NAS January 19, 2004