lolypofl

a very silly word that expresses your utmost silly feeling at the time.

person one: dude, i feel so... lolypofl 'cause you make me roflmao, mr. loltopus!
person two: LOLOL i bought you a lolpopotamus for your birfday, it's shaped like a lolctogon!"

by cpj390 June 22, 2007

Lilypadding

When on a hot summer day, your balls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.

It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.

by Benicio Del Toro January 18, 2013

Lmeyptucimm

Let me eat your pussy ‘till you cum in my mouth

A guy texts a girl lmeyptucimm

by anonymous September 15, 2020

lolypop

A lump of matter consisting of sugar and a stick used to create good taste in the mouth.

That elephant looks so lolypop.

by Zekin November 15, 2016

Lilyponding

The act of consuming Ghb by holding the mixer in the back of one's throat, and squirting the shot of G directly into that, bypassing the need for a glass altogether. I imagine the uvula floating in this delicious nectar like a Lily in a pond.

Don't need a glass, just lilyponding mine.

by #lilypondluis July 17, 2019

Purple Lilypad

An expression used to describe that you are physically hurt. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Lilly fell and twisted her ankle; she was a Purple Lilypad the rest of the day.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

LMLP

An abbreviation you would use when you’re a clout hungry gremlin who wants more likes on Instagram

Mike: *sends a witty caption on Snapchat*
Adam: *Just posted a picture on Instagram that isn’t getting enough likes*
Adam: *Sees someone just snapped him*
Adam to Mike: “Lmlp pls”

by CalicoKay May 11, 2018